
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (DVD 2004)
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Directed by: Jonathan Liebesman
Starring: Jordana Brewster, Andrew Bryniarski, R. Lee Ermey, Taylor Handley, Matthew Bomer, Diora Baird, Heather Kafka, Marietta Marich, Terrence Evans
Certificate: 18
Running time: 90mins
The 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre got some very mixed opinions, some saw it as a film that should never have been done as the original was just too damn perfect, whilst others saw this as just as good if not better then 70's version. So with whatever mixed reviews the film may have been given I'm certain many people may have joint thoughts in the idea of a prequel of the remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.
The film takes a glimpse at the birth of the monster that was known as Leatherface, the psycho chainsaw wielding cannibal who sliced and diced numerous amounts of people within Texas-apparently.
The year is 1969, and two young brothers are off to enrol in Vietnam, although youngest brother, Dean is still unsure about strapping on his army boots he tags along reluctantly hoping to find the right time to give his big bruv, Eric the bad news. Turns out, he'll never have to go anyway, as the two brothers and their lady friends are first in the queue to become victim to the lovely fella, Leatherface-Unlucky.
Driven back to the infamous Hewitt house by the sneaky Sheriff Hoyt (loud mouthed legend, R.Lee Ermey) after a near fatal car crash, three of the teenagers are imprisoned whilst brave lass Chrissy (Jordana Brewster-the hotty from Fast and the Furious) sets out on a one woman mission to save her buds-which we know will end in failure-as does the film.
This horror prequel is another stain that appears on a descent classic's name-irritable and unremoveable. The attempt to unravel the origin of our cow faced villain is a quick and thoughtless explanation as to why he turns psycho, as they can't get the good looking, dopey teenagers in quick enough after it. Ironically the rest of the film is so damn slow and filled with completely unnecessary amounts of gore, with no moments of fear or build up-slice dice and decapitate has never felt so long.
The only sharp blade in the film is Ermey who plays Leatherface's brother and equally as mad Sheriff Hoyt., his sick and darkly funny moments are the only thing that keeps the film going and in doing so, becomes more terrifying that the chainsaw wielder the film is supposed to be focusing upon.
What was a bad idea to begin with Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning is another dark secret of the horror genre you really should try and forget-quickly...
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